me and rachels fuckin hilarious story/convo

BlinkubusSexGod: " waiter! i need a drink! i gotta dance! "
lilBLINKluver123: hahahaha
BlinkubusSexGod: Get you sexy servant ass over here and dance!
lilBLINKluver123: dance monkey dance! get me another shot!!
BlinkubusSexGod: Proceeds to smack waiter on ass ......
lilBLINKluver123: and its a hott dude. heck yes!!! i just got 3000 tickets! now i can get that barbie car!
BlinkubusSexGod: Proceeds to drive off crashing into mexicans screaming viva cuervo!
lilBLINKluver123: ay yi yi!!!!
BlinkubusSexGod: Waiter give me a shot and a birthday spank!
lilBLINKluver123: im turning 21! and dont forget the one for good luck bitch!
BlinkubusSexGod: Im fucking twoont won biznita!
lilBLINKluver123: some body get me a fuck*hick*ing margarita!
BlinkubusSexGod: Mary beth get yur saggy ass over here and re fill my fuakin tequillata
lilBLINKluver123: *mary beth is to drunk and dancing on a table to hear this order*
BlinkubusSexGod: Rachel get yur sexy china ass oova herr and danncey the revolution ......where is my shot slave?!
lilBLINKluver123: *rachel is also so drunk and she agrees, now shes making a complete retard of herself while lauren is taking 4 more shots...of maple syrup...
BlinkubusSexGod: Another round me tequillata for da bizmitchs!
lilBLINKluver123: thats some good tequillata! more more!
BlinkubusSexGod: Ay yi yi yi pore more tequillata for me and my bizmitchs and the slave!
lilBLINKluver123: now! lets dance this fucking revolution bizmitches! slave! i challange YOU!!
BlinkubusSexGod: Hey tewmnty! get yur lesbian bismarck ass oova herr and dance the dizmcance!
BlinkubusSexGod: 'i think yur done for the night' ' you cant tell me when im done i wanna get drunmk and dance all night slave! ill kill u with my awesome moves now spank me !
lilBLINKluver123: now let me and my bizmitches start ddring again! and let me spank you! im not even drunk slave!
BlinkubusSexGod: Hi ya! wah! im the karate master of the dance! and tequillata is my juice! fulfil my wishes bitch!
lilBLINKluver123: more ninja juice! now! i am chango diablo and i am a dance fucking revolution master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlinkubusSexGod: I am tequillata and the drunk factory! i want a river of vodka in my mouth now waiterbis!
lilBLINKluver123: wheres my boompa woompa bizmitches?! we need to dance!!!!!!!!!
BlinkubusSexGod: Its the everlasting tequillata bottlem!
lilBLINKluver123: or booze-a loompa...what ever the fuck you call them....*passes out for 5 mins, then wakes up and grabs random persons shot of tequiletta*
BlinkubusSexGod: Proceeds to run through game works stealing ppls tokens and drinks screaming i invented yagermister i am the magical drinkasaurus
lilBLINKluver123: hear me ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARRRRR!!!
BlinkubusSexGod: Wahaha! i am the mirthbaka chango dhabjo! i steal tequillata from the rich and drink for myself
lilBLINKluver123: and i steal my tequillata from the dirty mexicans!!! they have the best! watch your drinks or chango diablo will guzzle them b4 u can say boompa woompa!
BlinkubusSexGod: Tequillata is the semen of life! i chango giz in bottlems to create this neater of dance!
lilBLINKluver123: ddr is the center of my life! and my bizmitches! we drink tequillata till were drunkasauruses, then slavey gives us more of the semen of life and spanks us! its like paradise in a arcade! wait it is papradise in the form of an arcade!
BlinkubusSexGod: Lauren gets so drunk and swings from the rafters yelling chango is king tequillata of the penises!
lilBLINKluver123: slavey: im sry but u have to leave, u r a drunken lunatic who is making no sense. lauren: no sense?! no sense?! i am making perfect sense! i already told u slavey i am not drunk! mayb a lil tipsy but not drunk! now go get me another tequillata *proceeds to slap slaveys ass*
BlinkubusSexGod: I will now and forever sip from the everlasting penis of life! my blood flows with happy tequillata juice! jajaja where is my bizarbie kizar bizmitchs!
lilBLINKluver123: *finds car, jumps in* wooohooooo!!!! outta my way bizmitches! chango diablo needs to get her tank filled up! *runs into the back of slaveys legs* more slavey! more penis juice!
BlinkubusSexGod: Slave! slave! i drink from penis now no no not that one what do you mean im drunk who is this drunk u speak ov?
lilBLINKluver123: i want the semen of life u silly goose slavey! not the semen of YOUR life. get me some more tequillata!!! more more! hey! rachel, merr beth letsss dance! dance the fuckin night away! ddr is what we should b doin! but first! more tequllata slavey
lilBLINKluver123: lets d-yaaaaaaaance
BlinkubusSexGod: Im the river dancer of ddder! i gave burth too it oh shit where are my stripers?
lilBLINKluver123: o wait, i forgot its merr beth w/ the strippers! merr beth! get yur ass over here and lets river dance this thang biznita. rachel, get us more tequillata and smack slaveys ass for meh
lilBLINKluver123: eeer body in the arcade gettin tips! errr body in the arcade getting tipsy!
BlinkubusSexGod: No weight ill smork his assms anywayz im in da clubfy geetn tipsay
lilBLINKluver123: sooo rachel...im sooooo hyper....*hick up* lets river it up!
lilBLINKluver123: chango diablo needs some more tequillata slavey
BlinkubusSexGod: Chango is getting hotta in herr so take oof all mi clothesms
lilBLINKluver123: no, jk, lets take off slaveys! ooooo slavey! get yo ass back herrrr and dont forget to pick up my tequillata on the way!
lilBLINKluver123: *then rides barbie car in 3 circles and proceeds to crash into an old person and knock them flat on their face* lauren-hahaha oops
BlinkubusSexGod: Im in tijuana drinking fried iguana waah!
BlinkubusSexGod: Dancing the drunks away
lilBLINKluver123: o yea! we needs some beats! lets get some of that ddr mznik goin and we can tango! tango the night away...on a ddr game!
BlinkubusSexGod: Rachel bend over and ill show u how to tango the night away
lilBLINKluver123: w/ slavey! btw....where did he go off to??? i havent had a tequillata in ova 3 mins! i wants me some good ol heiniken. where is my beer tonight? i hope it is a heiniken! i need more!
lilBLINKluver123: lets do some ddr w/ the booze-a-loompas! bizmitches! round them up!
lilBLINKluver123: *rachel and merr beth go to the lil ball pool thing and yank out a cpl lil kids*
BlinkubusSexGod: Im 21 aasss hoole! fuakin bizmitchs! i need 5 shots ova here now bartenda
lilBLINKluver123: this partys gettin la-ame! we need more shotS! body shots w/ slavey!
lilBLINKluver123: *slavey has clocked out* holy shit! wheres a new servant?!
BlinkubusSexGod: Its a hairy man named mango
lilBLINKluver123: this slave isnt good enufffff for ussssssss*jumps in barbie car, runs over mango and finds another worker
lilBLINKluver123: *
lilBLINKluver123: *plays ddr then gets up to 4000 tickets* i wonder if i can buy shots w/ this...
BlinkubusSexGod: Driver out of game works and into the gymboree and gets attacked by lil kids
lilBLINKluver123: ahhhhh!!!! runs over all the lil kids then goes back to game works
BlinkubusSexGod: What do you mean i cant buy shots with this thats bulll shiz mann
lilBLINKluver123: ....then what the fuck can i fuckin buy?!
BlinkubusSexGod: You bizmitchs! i already have the car i don't want to buy fuakin finger traps!
lilBLINKluver123: gimme all pixie stix!
BlinkubusSexGod: Proceeds to snort them then runs around screaming im wearing a wire
lilBLINKluver123: im wearing a fuckin wire man!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
BlinkubusSexGod: Starts looking in a mirror yelling its not me mann its bad twin that bizmitch did it
lilBLINKluver123: *jumps in barbie car, runs head first into the kiddie ball pool, hits head, passes out for the rest of the night*
BlinkubusSexGod: Is carried out by security

hola to the people who read this(is there even any1 who does?) my classes are:

PE, Algebra I, World Geography, English I, Visual Arts I, Biology I.

gah, highschool. its gonna suck. if theres anyone from my school that reads this, tell me your schedule

Currently Listening Move Along By The All-American Rejects see related

hiiiiiiii.....idk what to say.....well..um. yes. ok. go to my lovely new myspace. its a piece of crap. xanga is better, less confusing..and just better lol www.myspace.com/lilblinkluver182 ....have fun looking at the gayness.

   how cute!  andy is such a pretty pretty princess lol. and pete is one hott dragon thing

these things r so fun to do when yur bored.

WHAT Y0U WEAR
1. Do you wear spike bracelets? nope
2. Do you wear jelly bracelets? yes! 156 everyday

3. Do you wear converse? yeah, red and black
4. Do you wear black nailpolish.yes
5. Do you wear band t-shirts? all the time
6. Do you wear skateboard companies? yes, hurley, atticus, etc
7. Do you wear surfing companies? yes
8. Do you wear dirtbike companies? i dont think so..
9. Do you wear striped shirts? nope
10. Do you wear solid polo shirts? nope
11. Do you wear chokers? not really
12. Do you wear lock necklaces? idk...
13. Does it take you five minutes or less to do your hair? yes
14. Do you wear lots of eyeliner? yes
15. Do you use a backpack or messenger bag? both, depends on what day of the week it was
16. Do you wear darker colors?yea
17. Do you wear neon colors? no..
18. Do you wear 'whats in' or stick with your old jeans? i wear what i feel like wearing
19. Do you wear sweatshirts and jeans? yea..
20. Do you wear knee socks? sometimes

WHAT YOU HAVE
21. Do you have character shoe laces? not ne more
22. Do you have drumstixx but dont play? nope
23. Do you have guitar pics but dont play? i have them, but i do play guitar
24. Do you have the Nightmare Before Christmas on tape or DVD? on dvd

25. Do you have the Breakfast Club on tape or DVD? nope
26. Do you have 16 Candles or Pretty in Pink on tape or DVD? nope..but that name makes me thing of fall out boy..
27. How many CD's do you own? 50 something
28. How many DVD's do you own? Idk
29. How many tapes do you own? idk
30. How many piercings do you have? 5
31. How many tattoos do you have? none yet

HABBiTS
32. Do you write your name a million different ways on 1 blank sheet of paper? not a million diff ways...
33. Do you draw a lot of pictures of hearts? not really, i like making the hearts from the used cd
34. Is the volume on anything that plays music in your house really loud? somethings like my stereo, head phones etc
35. Do you stay up late to watch Invader Zim? do they even have that on tv ne more?
36. Do you sing out of key purposly when your hyper? umm..sure?
37. When a song comes on you like do you rock out? heck yes
38. Do you push buttons multiple times? (even if they say DONT PUSH!) sometimes..
39. Do you draw with white out on a lot of stuff? no
40. Do you color your nails with sharpies? when im bored
41. Do you sit there listening to songs and relate the lyrics to your life? sometimes..not really
42. Do you pick one song and learn all the lyrics? if i like ne song i try to memorize all the lyrics
43. Do you daydream a lot? not really
44. Do you share lockers with your friends? no
45. Are you distracted by shiny objects? yes, quite often
46. Do you know where every sharp object is in your house? yes
47. Do you play DDR constantly? not constantly..i just got the game tho..
48. Do you write on your skin with pen? a lot
49. Do you bite your nails? sometimes
50. Do you update your xanga daily? not usually
51. Do you have more guy then girl friends? nope
52. Watch FUSE 24/7? heck yes! unless gay stuff is on it..
53. Do you have a favorite pillow? yes, its my squishy ass pillow w/ skulls on it
54. Do you have oversived stuffed animals? a panda bear named andy
55. Are you secretly in love with your friends older brother?no, all my friends older bros r fuckin ugly...but if yur asking about friends older bros friends..thats diff

56. Do you play with lighters?yes

D0 Y0U WANT T0 ...
57. Be in a mosh pit? theyre kinda painful
58. Go to a party your parents would never approve of? umm..idk? sure?
59. Go to Warped Tour? fuck yes!!!

60. Runaway from home? no, its worse being out in this fucked up world
61. Tell everyone off? yes!
62. Go to California with someone you love? yes

63. Have a practical president for once? yes! lets kill bush and elect tom delonge!
64. Make peace with an enemy? no, kill them
65. Make out with someone from a band. o hell yes! ne from a band thats sexxi!
66. Buy out Pac Sun or Hot Topic? both r awesome
67. Get a piece of candy by now? umm...ok?
68. End this survey?  I LOVE MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!